They’re all great but I particularly like:
- #7. Somewhere, Anthony Weiner is quietly plotting his next run for office…(I was thinking that in many ways Weiner may have pioneered the way for Trump)
- #8. Trump ruined Tic Tacs. His son ruined Skittles. This is a war on candy.
- #14. (I really did laugh out loud on this one…) Trump referred to his comments as locker room banter. Here was some typical banter from my high school football locker room. Coach: “OK, men. Let’s hit the field and win this game.” Me: “I’ll be out in a few minutes. I think I have a little diarrhea again.”
Sixteen Quick Thoughts on Pussy-gate
Trump is never gonna be able to defeat the Cyber if he can’t even beat a 2005 video-recorder.