Trump to Create Jobs for Unskilled White Males
WASHINGTON ( The Borowitz Report )-Fulfilling a promise that was a hallmark of his campaign, President-elect Donald J. Trump said on Thursday that on Day One of his Administration he would create jobs for two unskilled white males. Appearing at a press conference flanked by the males, Trump assailed an economy that had left the two men behind.
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