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David Avocado Wolfe is the biggest asshole in the multiverse

With more than 11 million followers on Facebook, David “Avocado” Wolfe, the Sideshow Bob-haired, blender-hawking alternative-health guru, calls himself the “Rock Star and Indiana Jones of the superfood universe.” And he’s humble. You’ve undoubtedly seen one of his bullshit-filled posts or inspirational memes shared into your feed, but who – or more accurately, what – is David Avocado Wolfe?